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Piggy Wiggle Butt

Piggy Wiggle Butt
Piggy Wiggle Butt
CR 1/2
Medium Construct, Chaotic Evil
Reveal Stat Block
Armor Class
13 ({@item hide armor|phb})
Hit Points
15 (2d8 + 6)
Speed
30 ft.
str
16
+3
dex
12
+1
con
16
+3
int
7
-2
wis
11
+0
cha
10
+0

Traits

Aggressive.As a bonus action, Piggy Wiggle Butt can move up to its speed toward a hostile creature that it can see.

Actions

Clay Jug.mw 5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. ({@damage 1d8 + 3) bludgeoning damage.

Piggy Wiggle Butt

Piggy Wiggle Butt is an anthropomorphic pig with no pants and no butt. She plays a clay jug and dances.

The five automatons that serve as the tavern's wait staff each have a name tag, are super friendly to the patrons, and attend to everyone's needs until it comes time for the Slaughterfest. If an automaton is attacked before the Slaughterfest, it giggles and repeats folksy homilies until it is destroyed. The next round, it magically pops back to life fully healed, then asks, 'What can I do for ya?'